Book Reader With A Twist Gifts

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Do it yourself books.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Tree Funeral

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

K9 Authors.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'Good book?'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.