Book Reader With A Twist Mugs

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Do it yourself books.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Tree Funeral

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

K9 Authors.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"