Booklovers With A Twist Mugs

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

hard-boiled egg...

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Do it yourself books.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The World's Biggest Book Club

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."