Imaginative Bibliophile Gifts

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Paul Ree

George Orwell

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Litterary Dogs.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Nevermore."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Heaven

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement