Magical Bibliophile Gifts

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Heaven

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"