Magical Bibliophile Prints

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

George Orwell

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Litterary Dogs.

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

A man and his dog both reading.

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Heaven

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"Boy, these are really overdue!"