Angelic Bibliophile Gifts

Heaven

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

George Orwell

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

Cook in the cookery section.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Ok, ok, last page.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Head full of Books.