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"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Paul Ree

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

A man and his dog both reading.

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Heaven

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement