Business Comic Reader Gifts

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

Time Machine Collision

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

X-ray Psychology.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.