Office Comic Reader Gifts

"Something's wrong, Larry—I can tell by the way you're firing me."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Time Machine Collision

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."