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Cog-In-The-Wheel

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Babies.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.