Reading Office Comics Mugs

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Atomic Bear: Part 13

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Babies.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.