Office Comic Enthusiast Gifts

'Leaders need to be prepared to make sacrifices and you're mine!'

'So, are you saying that in the future I shouldn't open any email attachments labeled, 'deadly computer virus'?'

'I'm not saying that "women-run" businesses are perfect....'

'I'd like to be self-employed, but for a better boss.'

"Oh, that's right, Stanwick, cry—mock my inability to empathize."

"But I was told this was included in my severance package."

'Do you work well under pressure?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Billy. The Kid.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Golfing Boss

Can do...No can do