Office Comic Buff Gifts

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Getting to Know You

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'A word in my office Jones.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Hyenas as Pets

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"In order to raise some working capital, the company has sold your souls to the devil"

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

In and Out Trays

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Evil Villain.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'