Office Comic Fan Gifts

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"Hey! I didn't see anybody's name on it!"

'McWit, just because death was a good career move for Elvis Presley, doesn't mean it'll be good for you.'

You'll get a company car, but gasoline, parking and tolls will be out-of-pouch expenses.

"Misery likes company? Good. Company likes misery. You start Monday."

"Even if we were switched at birth, that does not make you president of this company."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Can do...No can do

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Organization is not rocket science!

The Rubber Ball Company

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Suffering from Cooties?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.