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'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'As part of the restructuring process, I want you to swap places.'

Paradigm shifters company.

"We're very sorry, Templeton."

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

'How's business? Still slow?'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Business Books Store - Cooking the Books. Dogs commenting: 'Do you think that would make homework more edible?'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

No-Work Orange

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Television Readers.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."