Management Bookworm Gifts

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

"He likes to lead by example."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Edgar Allen Poe

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The DaVinci Code

The Bookworm

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

Blue Stockings

No-Work Orange

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."