Bookworm With A Flair Prints

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Witches Discover The Wok

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Da Vinci Cod

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

K9 Literati

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Small child checks out a book.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Childhood

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'