Bookworms With A Twist Gifts

The over-the-counter versions

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'I self-published a book on how to be successful. It forced me into bankruptcy.'

"I hope there won't be any numbers in my English class, or else I'm really going to be confused."

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Multi-Generational Books

Home Sweet Home

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Jorge Luis Borges

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

In my day, they didn

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Thomas Keneally

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."