Dictionary Diviner Gifts

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Fishing Tales

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Mermaid Art

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Thar she blows!'

Psychic diving competition.

'I hate evolution!'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

I told you not to swim out to far

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Welcome to Landworld.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

A termite practical joke.

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure