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"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Fishing Tales

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

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Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Mermaid Art

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Thar she blows!'

Psychic diving competition.

'I hate evolution!'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

I told you not to swim out to far

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

A termite practical joke.

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure