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'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Zagat Rated.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

Crystal Ball Plug

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"It's made with real angel hair."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

God's Phone

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"It's the quarantine cloud."

End of world nigh!!!

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

A self-filling prophecy.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."