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"He loves me!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Emotional Bling

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Scot holding a heart.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Crystal Ball Plug

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

...In a Relationship

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Bumper Cars of Love.

End of world nigh!!!

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.