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Magic to prepare food

Grace For Flies

Counting ribs

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Party time.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

Horn of Leftovers

'How is the water prepared?'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Can I have flies with that'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Zagat Rated.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Chicken Coupe.

Crystal Ball Plug

Big Boy Foot

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'You made me jump,'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'