Dinner Diviner Pillows

Magic to prepare food

Grace For Flies

Counting ribs

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Party time.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

Horn of Leftovers

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

'Can I have flies with that'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Zagat Rated.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

Chicken Coupe.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

Crystal Ball Plug

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'You made me jump,'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Big Boy Foot

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"