Wine And Dine Diviner Pillows

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Wine and Cheese

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

Zagat Rated.

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Still the Same

"It's made with real angel hair."

Crystal Ball Plug

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

A self-filling prophecy.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Two men toasting

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"When the mist clears, turn right."

'Enjoy your meal, sir, but remember -- no kinky stuff!'

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.