Convention Diverter Mugs

The Mainstream

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Fishing Tales

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Mermaid Art

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Thar she blows!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Psychic diving competition.

'I hate evolution!'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

I told you not to swim out to far

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Welcome to Landworld.

A termite practical joke.

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure