Dialect Diver Mugs

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

A northern cow

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'The Questioner'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Scouse For Beginners

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Travellers

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"I detect an accent – money?"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

Question Mark

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Stock Market Adventure

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'