Distraction Fighter Gifts

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

The Keyboard

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

"I have to get this project finished."

"This isn't really helping."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Noise machines for dogs.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"Are you listening to me?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.