Distraction Dodger Gifts

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Can't we just this once, for God's sake, stay on topic?"

"Are you listening to me?"

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

NOT NOW

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"What? Oh great! - You bozos made me forget what I was meditating about!"

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Why moths should not drive at night.

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

'Quick Stephen Fry's not on.'

"I finished my homework early last night."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Road Construction.

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."