Danger Dodger Gifts

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

You are here... ...Run!!!

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."

'Curiosity'

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

Cycling Deaths

A 3D TV distracts as a truck crashes through a wall.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

The Fast Lane.

Is Driving Doomed?

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

How lazy people decide what to eat

Nun Binning the Devil

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

Procrastinator's Leap.

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

The Demon's Disguise

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'