Danger Dodger Mugs

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

You are here... ...Run!!!

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."

'Curiosity'

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

Cycling Deaths

A 3D TV distracts as a truck crashes through a wall.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

The Fast Lane.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

How lazy people decide what to eat

Nun Binning the Devil

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Procrastinator's Leap.

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

The Demon's Disguise

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'