Trouble Dodger Gifts

'Seems to me any thing we do is going to be wrong.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

Hear me, Graduates!

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'So, who's first?'

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Kicking The Habit

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'