Stress Dodger Gifts

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

Examinations.

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

'Hope you had a good break...Welcome back!'

The boss yelling at the office worker.

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'To tell the truth I'm GLAD I missed out on partnership again.'

"They complain about cost of driving clients around but when you suggest an alternative they moan...I mean it's not as if I'm telling them to run!"

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

'Remember the good ol' days, when resigning was enough.'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

"I could never. Too much pressure."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Hear me, Graduates!

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'