Truth Dodger Gifts

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

We have control of you brain.

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Procrastinator's Leap.

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Revenuers will be shot.

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."