Policy Dodger Gifts

If you know someone who's always one step ahead, bending rules with a grin, our collection of funny, clever gifts for policy dodgers captures their mischievous charm. Ideal for those who love a good joke and a bit of mischief, these items make playful presents for friends or colleagues. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, or print, find something that celebrates their creative approach to rules—and their fun-loving attitude.

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"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!"

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!" mockup

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!"

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"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work."

"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work." mockup

"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work."

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"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

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'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.' mockup

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

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Scapegoat of the Year

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Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man... mockup

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

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How lazy people decide what to eat mockup

How lazy people decide what to eat

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Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

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"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office." mockup

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

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'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.' mockup

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

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"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?" mockup

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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"The answer is NO!"

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"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?" mockup

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

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Election Cancelling Headphones

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Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway! mockup

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

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Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

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"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book." mockup

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

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Procrastinator's Leap.

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Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions. mockup

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

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'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.' mockup

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

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Revenuers will be shot.

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'No more!'

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'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.' mockup

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

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"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't." mockup

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

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End of crisis

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"Up to now, I feel my childhood experience has been a very positive one! Why spoil it with some silly rules?"

"Up to now, I feel my childhood experience has been a very positive one! Why spoil it with some silly rules?" mockup

"Up to now, I feel my childhood experience has been a very positive one! Why spoil it with some silly rules?"

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'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.' mockup

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

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"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense." mockup

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

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"Just you wait 'till your father comes home!"

"Just you wait 'till your father comes home!" mockup

"Just you wait 'till your father comes home!"

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"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles." mockup

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

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'When he asks what you've brought to the table, just shrug your shoulders...he thrives on indecisiveness.'

'When he asks what you've brought to the table, just shrug your shoulders...he thrives on indecisiveness.' mockup

'When he asks what you've brought to the table, just shrug your shoulders...he thrives on indecisiveness.'

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Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.' mockup

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

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"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"No, you may not request a change of venue." mockup

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

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"I've never been in there. Most of my down-time is spent in the Principal's office."

"I've never been in there. Most of my down-time is spent in the Principal's office." mockup

"I've never been in there. Most of my down-time is spent in the Principal's office."

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Policy Dodger Gifts Collection

Policy Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of policy dodger mugs and find the perfect way for them to enjoy their rule-bending humor every morning.

Policy Dodger Pillows

Bring humor into their home with our policy dodger pillows—designed to make a statement and add comfort.

Policy Dodger Prints

Decorate with humor—our policy dodger prints are ideal for showcasing their mischievous personality in any space.

Policy Dodger T-Shirts

Check out our policy dodger t-shirts for a witty wardrobe upgrade that celebrates their rebellious spirit in style.