Policy Dodger Pillows

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!"

"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Scapegoat of the Year

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

How lazy people decide what to eat

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"The answer is NO!"

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

Election Cancelling Headphones

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Procrastinator's Leap.

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

Revenuers will be shot.

'No more!'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

End of crisis

"Up to now, I feel my childhood experience has been a very positive one! Why spoil it with some silly rules?"

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

"Just you wait 'till your father comes home!"

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

'When he asks what you've brought to the table, just shrug your shoulders...he thrives on indecisiveness.'

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"I've never been in there. Most of my down-time is spent in the Principal's office."