Decision Dodger Gifts

Searching for a fun present for the decision dodger? Our collection features humorous items that cheer on their unique way of avoiding the tough choices. Ideal for anyone who loves a joke and a bit of personality in their gifts, these products add a touch of humor and personality to their everyday life.

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"Okay, okay, you don't have to be a teacher."

"Okay, okay, you don't have to be a teacher." mockup

"Okay, okay, you don't have to be a teacher."

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Procrastinator's Leap.

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"Look, pal, I just GAVE you my answer. What part of 'Maybe yes, maybe no' don't you understand?"

"Look, pal, I just GAVE you my answer. What part of 'Maybe yes, maybe no' don't you understand?" mockup

"Look, pal, I just GAVE you my answer. What part of 'Maybe yes, maybe no' don't you understand?"

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How lazy people decide what to eat mockup

How lazy people decide what to eat

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"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely."

"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely." mockup

"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely."

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"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book." mockup

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

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"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't." mockup

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

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'When he asks what you've brought to the table, just shrug your shoulders...he thrives on indecisiveness.'

'When he asks what you've brought to the table, just shrug your shoulders...he thrives on indecisiveness.' mockup

'When he asks what you've brought to the table, just shrug your shoulders...he thrives on indecisiveness.'

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Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions. mockup

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

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'At least I've become more decisive in putting off making decisions.'

'At least I've become more decisive in putting off making decisions.' mockup

'At least I've become more decisive in putting off making decisions.'

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Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man... mockup

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

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Procrastinators Anonymous

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"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?" mockup

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

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National Society of the Indecisive mockup

National Society of the Indecisive

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections. mockup

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

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"I can't get used to being a grownup." mockup

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

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'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!' mockup

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

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'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...' mockup

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

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'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!' mockup

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

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'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!' mockup

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

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'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?' mockup

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

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'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.' mockup

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions." mockup

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

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"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"With great power comes zero responsibility." mockup

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

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Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully. mockup

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

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'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.' mockup

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

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"The answer is NO!"

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"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue." mockup

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

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"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment." mockup

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."

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'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.' mockup

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

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'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!' mockup

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

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The road less traveled.

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"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault." mockup

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

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Decision Dodger Gifts Collection

Decision Dodger Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate indecisive personalities. Perfect for coffee lovers who enjoy a good laugh at themselves.

Decision Dodger Pillows

Brighten up their space with pillows that embrace their indecisive charm—fun, quirky, and perfect for cozy corners.

Decision Dodger Prints

Explore prints that humorously capture the quirky nature of decision dodgers—ideal for adding personality to any room.

Decision Dodger T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that highlight the fun side of decision dodgers—great for casual outings and relaxed days.