Dinner Decision-dodger Gifts

"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

How lazy people decide what to eat

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Procrastinator's Leap.

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

Motivation

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'Dinner.'

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

"Stop saying, 'you do the math'. I flunked math!"

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

This Way/That Way

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'

'When he asks what you've brought to the table, just shrug your shoulders...he thrives on indecisiveness.'