Dinner Decider Gifts

"I couldn't decide what to cook for dinner, so I didn't cook anything."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Bad for you but to die for

"You owe me five bucks."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

Woman finds something in her soup.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'Decisions, decisions!'

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

"Do you two need a little more time?"

"Because of the war can we split this?"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."