Dinner Decision-maker Gifts

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Bad for you but to die for

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

'Decisions, decisions!'

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

'Evasion is such an ugly term - we prefer to call it lunch bill 'planning'.'

"He'll have the meat loaf"

Gastrodamus.

Restaurant deciding whether to cater or not to cater.

Magic to prepare food

'I don't know -- what do people like me usually order here?'

"You work here. You know the menu intimately. I'm sure you've tried it all, so your opinion is very important."

'If you are interested, we do sell reading glasses for $25 each.'

"Where you want to hunt and gather tonight?"

'Smoking or nonsmoking? Hormone therapy or nonhormone therapy section?'

'And I suppose you're going to blame this on the inverted yield curve, too!'

Why George finds it hard to lose weight.

"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"

"I couldn't decide what to cook for dinner, so I didn't cook anything."