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"Okay, okay, you don't have to be a teacher."

Procrastinator's Leap.

"Look, pal, I just GAVE you my answer. What part of 'Maybe yes, maybe no' don't you understand?"

How lazy people decide what to eat

"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

'When he asks what you've brought to the table, just shrug your shoulders...he thrives on indecisiveness.'

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

'At least I've become more decisive in putting off making decisions.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Procrastinators Anonymous

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

National Society of the Indecisive

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"The answer is NO!"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

The road less traveled.

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."