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This Way/That Way

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"I might just get a pie."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"The answer is NO!"

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Procrastinator's Leap.

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

The road less traveled.

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Not my fault! Not my department! Not my problem! Not my job!

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'