Decision Dodgers Mugs

This Way/That Way

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"I might just get a pie."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"The answer is NO!"

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Procrastinator's Leap.

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

The road less traveled.

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Not my fault! Not my department! Not my problem! Not my job!

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'