Indecision Dodger Mugs

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Procrastinator's Leap.

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

House of Waffling

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Not my fault! Not my department! Not my problem! Not my job!

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."