Appointment Dodger Gifts

"I'll make this as short as possible because I have much better...um, you have much better things to do with your day."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"The answer is NO!"

"I'm the designated driver."

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

Procrastinator's Leap.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

'You'll be bound over for trial by a jury of whomever we can get for $5 a day.'

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

"You should have been here at eight!"

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."