Desk Job Dodger Gifts

Looking for a gift for your desk job dodger? Browse our collection of humorous and creative items designed to add a touch of mischief and personality to their workday. From clever mugs to quirky t-shirts and eye-catching prints, these gifts are perfect for those who prefer dodging deadlines and embracing their creative flair. Make their workspace a little more fun and colorful with unique designs that speak to their free-spirited nature.

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"I joined a youth gang because I can't sit behind a desk for 8 hours."

"I joined a youth gang because I can't sit behind a desk for 8 hours." mockup

"I joined a youth gang because I can't sit behind a desk for 8 hours."

from $19.00

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork mockup

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

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On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box. mockup

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

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"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention." mockup

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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Out and In.

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'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.' mockup

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

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'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.' mockup

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

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Commutobile

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"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

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'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.' mockup

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

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"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you." mockup

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

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"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?" mockup

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

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Scapegoat of the Year

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'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?' mockup

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

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'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.' mockup

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

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'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.' mockup

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

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'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!' mockup

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

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"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable." mockup

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

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"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually." mockup

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

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'What does L.B.W. mean?'

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Inkwell Genie.

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'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?' mockup

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

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'Hard day at work, dear?'

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'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.' mockup

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

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"Less hair doesn't mean less work!" mockup

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

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Homework flavored dog food

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'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.' mockup

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

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"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?" mockup

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

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"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians." mockup

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

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'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.' mockup

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

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"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student." mockup

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

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Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?' mockup

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

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"The first of many cubicles..."

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"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!" mockup

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

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'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.' mockup

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

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Desk Job Dodger Gifts Collection

Desk Job Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the desk job dodger in your life, and add some humor to their coffee or tea breaks.

Desk Job Dodger Pillows

Find cozy, amusing pillows that celebrate the creative spirit of the desk job dodger and liven up any space.

Desk Job Dodger Prints

Browse vibrant prints that capture the playful side of avoiding the ordinary—great for decorating their workspace or home.

Desk Job Dodger T-Shirts

Discover our fun and witty t-shirts designed for those who love to dodge the routine with style and humor.