Desk Job Dodger Pillows

"I joined a youth gang because I can't sit behind a desk for 8 hours."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Out and In.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Commutobile

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Scapegoat of the Year

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Inkwell Genie.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Homework flavored dog food

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'