'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'
Work Dodger Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for the work dodger in your life? Our collection features witty and funny products that celebrate their knack for sidestepping the daily grind. Perfect for those who value humor, relaxation, and a little mischief during work hours. Whether for a friend, colleague, or a self-aware procrastinator, these gifts add a dose of fun to the everyday work routine.
'Great news! Your father's got a job.'
"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'
"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"
"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."
Homework flavored dog food
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"
"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."
"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."
"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"
'The homework ate my dog.'
"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"
Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.
IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT
"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"
'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'
"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."
'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'
"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"
'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'
'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'
'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'
Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.
"Baldo, did you finish your homework?"
'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'
Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.
"No, you're not getting too old for school."
'I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace.'
Work Dodger Gifts Collection
Work Dodger Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for work dodgers—perfect for adding humor to those well-deserved coffee breaks.
Work Dodger Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows that bring comfort and comedy to your home or office space, celebrating the art of avoiding work.
Work Dodger Prints
Browse our fun and witty prints that add personality to any room, especially for those who love a good laugh while sidestepping responsibilities.
Work Dodger T-Shirts
Discover our range of witty t-shirts that celebrate the playful spirit of work dodgers—ideal for casual wear and making a statement.