Homework Dodger Gifts

'I've hired this musician to play a sad melody while I give you a sob story why I didn't do my homework. It's actually quite effective.'

"The fact is, I didn't do the homework assignment because you seem to be swamped with paperwork and I didn't want to add to your problems."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'This goes out to Dad, who thinks I'm doing my homework...'

"Just how early can I take early retirement?"

'Okay, so I failed all the tests and never handed in an assignment. So What's your point?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Baldo, did you finish your homework?"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

Homework flavored dog food

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I sure hope Mom let's us keep him. He looks like he could eat a lot of homework."

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"The shredder ate my homework."

"I can't sit here watching the game and see you work so hard. I'll watch it at Bill's house."

"But Mrs. Sullivan. . . the substitute teacher said we didn't have to do the homework if we didn't want to."

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"

'Write an essay on what I did last summer? Wouldn't that be a conflict of interest?'

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

"When are you going to admit that you're a procrastinator?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

"I think I deserve a better grade than C. I searched 50 websites to download this term paper!"

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

"Oh wow, you won't believe what happens at the end!"

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"After writing my book report, I decided to read the book myself."

"The cat got your tongue so you can't give your oral presentation today?"

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"